Memory

Mar. 10th, 2014 10:51 pm
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 It had started out as any normal day on the job did.  The two of the bickering and another new witness to get into the system.  Nothing all that terrible (minus of course the thought of Marshal leaving in the back of her mind).  And then, out of nowhere, they were ambushed.  No longer was Mary simply afraid of losing Marshal due to a job transfer.  Now she could lose him from a bullet wound.  Her partner was down with a sucking chest wound, they were trapped in the middle of no where with an annoying witness, and the assassins that had just tried to kill him would likely be back soon.  Absolutely perfect.  

The gas station was supposed to be a reprieve.  And it had been until Marshal passed out on the couch while trying to explain to her how to help save his life with a half full water bottle and a freaking car hose.  Her heart had nearly stopped when he'd basically stopped breathing.  When she got him back again she could have died from relief, only it was too early for that.  They were trapped and the assassins were back.  Her only chance was to find a way out into the darkness to kill them before they managed to kill her and Marshal (and their idiot witness, though he was hardly even a side thought).  

It was her realization that the assassins weren't after the witness (at least not in the usual sense since they were working with him) that saved her and Marshal.  Or at least it should have.  The entire agonizing drive back into civilization with Marshal sprawled across the backseat, the water in the bottle dark red with blood, had sent her heart racing.  Constantly she'd called back to him, needing to reassure herself that he was still alive.  He had to hold on.  If he didn't, she had no idea what she would do.  They finally reached the ambulance not a moment too soon.  Her terror wouldn't abate even after he was loaded up and taken away though (it wouldn't until she saw that he was actually alright), and for once she openly cried onto her mother's shoulder.  If Marshal didn't survive she wasn't sure she would either.  

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ishouldcarewhyexactly: (let's smile sarcastically at the moron)
How am I doing with Mary? 

I promise I'm not as venomous as she is.  I won't bite your head off.  I won't even try to take a bite of your pie.  At least not without asking~
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Player Information:

Name:  Bry
Age:  23
Contact info: littlefishy206 (aim)
Current characters:  None

Character Information:

Name: US Marshal Mary Shannon (Shepherd)
Canon: In Plain Sight, USA Network series
Canon point:  Series conclusion (Season 5, Episode 8)
Age:   39

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ishouldcarewhyexactly: (no biggie right?)
Horst Vanderhof: [to Marshall about Mary] I mean, admit it... She is one of the angriest, most controlling, most toxic women I've ever encountered, and I work for a female assassin.

Marshall:  Maintaining such a dim view of humanity.  Isn't it exhausting?
Mary: 
That's why they made energy drinks.

Mary
:  If I ever run into the son-of-a-bitch that promised me a life of excitement and unlimited opportunity as a US Marshal, I'll shoot off both his kneecaps.

Mary:  My mom always says if you can't say something nice just say the bad stuff really fast.

Marshall:  Your claws are showing.
Mary:  They don't retract.

Peter:  Please don’t Mary the situation.
Mary:  What is that supposed to mean?  And don’t make my name a verb.

Mary:  High school me would have eaten high school you for breakfast.

Mary:  I smacked an Indian in the johnson with a bar of soap today.  Just thought you should know.

Marshall:  What is your beef with humanity?
Mary:  I don’t have a beef with humanity.  It’s people I can't stand.

Mary:  The world is full of assholes.  Why would I want to connect with that?

Mary:  It's from a play I did in high school.  I know, hard to believe.  While some kids were experimenting with drugs, I experimented with musicals.  Just as harmful.

Mary:  Hey numbnuts, as long as she's my witness, she stays safe.  She bails on the program, you're right,  I don't care about her.  She can get hit by a dump truck and die.

Mary:  Man of Honor?  That's not an oxymoron?
Marshall:  Technically no.
Mary:  Hm.  Okay.  It's a something moron though I'm pretty sure.

Mary:  I'm a member of the US Marshal service, the oldest branch of law enforcement this country's ever seen.  I can arrest the president if it's warranted.

Mary:  I suck with kids.
Marshall:  So?  You suck with grownups too.

Mary:  Can I be blunt?
Major Provo:  I'm not sure you can't be.

Mary:  One way or another, I am going to nail that guy. I mean literally nail him, fillet his hide to a tree, spread it with jam, and watch the squirrels go to town.

Mary:  Got three bedrooms. Check this out. One is my bedroom. One is my office and the other is I have no idea. How great is that? I have got an entire room with no defined purpose. I can fill it with Corn Flakes if I wanted.
Marshall:  I'm not sure this neighborhood is zoned for Corn Flakes but an intriguing notion none the less.
Mary:  Okay then. Sand. I can fill it with sand. Better yet, bullets. You can never have too many bullets. That's my bullet room. I have a bullet room.

Marshall (about Mary):  They picked the wrong girl to kidnap.  I bet you anything she broke his nose.

Mary (her phone rings in the middle of Marshall saying something):  Hold that thought.  For, you know, ever.

Marshall:  We have good friends here.  A good word could make that excessive bail a little more makeable.
Evita:  You put that in writing.
Mary:  Would you be okay with calligraphy?  I was thinking calligraphy.  SPEAK.

Mary:  Perfect is overrated.  Write it in Latin and it would be the Shannon family motto.

Mary(picks up her phone) This is Mary.
Brandi: Hey, it's Brandi!
Mary:  I'm not home right now but if you'd like to leave a message...
Brandi:  You'll what?  You'll still not call me back?

Marshall:  How did he sound?
Mary:  How do you think?  Arrogant.  He sounded arrogant.  Like he's better than everyone and right about everything.
Marshall(tips his head, raises an eyebrow, and gives Mary a look.)
Mary:  Yeah, but I really am.

AUSA: (holding up the defense's witness list)  Know what this is?
Mary:  Jeez, earth sciences were never my strong suit.  Is that a piece of paper?

Marshall(after Mary willingly gave in to not being in charge of the new pair of witnesses)  You're okay with taking a back seat?
Mary:  Are you kidding?  It's goofus and galen in there.  The back seat is the least I could hope for.  I would hope for the trunk!

Shelly Finkel:  I've never met anyone as good at their job as you.
Mary:  Yeah, I guess I don't suck at it...
Shelly Finkel:  I've also never met anyone who has more stress in their life than you.

Mary(after she's been sent home from work to rest since she's six months pregnant) It's preggist is what it is.   And yes, I just made up that word.  You can't just order someone to relax.
Marshall:  Yeah, what kind of tyrant does that?
Mary:  One looking to get bitch slapped by Gloria Alright.  That's what kind.

Major Provo:  You win every argument with your boyfriend, don't you?
Mary:  Wow, the practiced casual boyfriend drop in.  Gotta say, I was kind of expecting more.  And, for the record, I prefer condomly challenged ex-douche bag.

Mary:  Honestly, all I'm thinking now is how I could eat my body weight in blue corn enchiladas, soft beef tacos, and I wanna say a side of sauerkraut?

Mary: (after Marshall says he's leaving for an 8-10 day witness transfer) You owe me nine dollars for lunch last week, so don't get shot and die.

Major Provo:  Are you going to let that go any time soon?
Mary:  Define soon.

Ronnie:  You look at me and all you see is a con man.  I never had a chance.  Mom drank, dad split before Goodnight Moon.  By the time I hit grammar school all I knew is to look out for myself.  You don't think a guy as smart as I am doesn't realize that's a road to nowhere?  You think I'm blind to all that?  Doing what I do, I am truly and fully alone.  I know there's nothing real.  No attachments.  I don't deserve them.
Mary:  Ronnie, God.  You were talking to me that whole time?
Ronnie:  Wow, cold.   You would have made a killer conman.
Mary:  I get a better pension.

Mary:  Now you're going to answer my questions or I'm going to drag you out of here by your surprisingly small wee wee.

Mary:  Look at that thing!  That's dumpster fire ugly.  I've puked prettier.

Mark(the father of Mary's baby who doesn't know yet) Is that a baby?
Mary(pointing to her eight  month belly) What that?  No.  That's a basketball.  Just, you know, easier to carry this way.  Frees up the hands.

Ronnie:  You're like a lone wolf.  A wolfstress if you will.
Mary:  I really, really won't.

Mary:  Bye, Bug.
Jinx:  (waving baby Norah's hand at Mary as she leaves)  Bye, bye Mommy! Can you say bye bye to Mommy? 
Mary:  No because she can't speak.

Marshall:  We're talking about Stan.
Mary:  What about him?  (After she doesn't receive a response just a raised eyebrow)  Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Back up.  Is there Stan gossip? 
Marshall(Raises his hands in a well, yes gesture.)
Mary:  I'm on the sidelines for six months and you withhold?  You know I live for Stan gossip.  Alright, hit me.
Marshall:  Stanley McQueen has taken a lover.
Mary:  No.  Oh my God, this is huuuge!  And... ew.

Heather:  Lucky for us we have something he doesn't.
Mary:  Jet packs?  Pie?  Please say pie.

Mary:  What is that music?  I swear if you took my kid to a strip club...

Marshall: (to Mary)  That's when I know I'm up a creek, when you go from semi-hostile teasing to openly supportive.

Mary: (while standing above Patek with a gun)  Abu Patek.  That's fun to say.  You know what else is fun to say?  You're under arrest.

Mary:  I want to do this on an empty stomach.  I'm 12% more judgmental that way.
Marshall:  Only 12?

Marshall: (to Mary)  Never in my life have I been kicked out of a room.   Now this is twice in two weeks.  You're a bad influence.

Random Dad:  Who the hell are you?
Mary:  A sleep deprived mom with a glock and an itchy trigger finger.

Marshall:  You and Raph didn't work out so how, pray tell, did the story end?
Mary:  Shoot me now.
Marshall:  You don't do well with  unresolved.  Understandable given your decided lack of resolution with your father.
Mary:  Okay, Freud.  Kick back, put your feet up.  You know sometimes a cigar is just a....
Marshall:  Mary.  It's me.
Mary:  Okay.  Fine.  So sure.  So maybe I'm curious and want to see how things turned out.
Marshall:  You just want to know if she's pretty or not.
Mary:  I hate it when you know me.

Mary:  (after her father shows up at her house after 32 years)  I've pictured this moment a million times, each one different.  But it always ended the same.
James:  (reaches out his arms to hug her)
Mary:  (arm locks him and slaps the cuffs on) James Wiley Shannon, you're under arrest. 

Mary:  You're following the wrong person, Dickhead.
O'Connor:  You're really going to need to get help for that anger problem.
Mary:  I don't have an anger problem.  I have a stupid problem.

Mary:  Unreal.  Single mom, US Marshal, wanted for aiding and abetting an FBI fugitive.  And he's her dad.  Lifetime movie practically writes itself.

Scott Worley:  (about Mary)  Can't you talk some sense into her?
Marshall:  She doesn't speak sense.

O'Connor: [pointing to Mary]  I want her gone, McQueen!  Now!
Mary:  Oh, let me just give you back my visitor's badge.  Oh wait, that's right, you're in my office asshole.

Marshall:  How's she take it?  Did she sound mad?  Really mad?  Fit to be tied?  Furious?
Stan:  Actually she sounded happy.
Marshall:  That can't be good.

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